1.Nairobi:
The capital city of Kenya is also the capital of sin. People’s minds are as dirty as the shorts of a primary school kid during ‘Games Time’. Women are quick to open their legs and men are quick to use their private parts all in the name of having fun. No one is loyal in Nairobi. The person you’ve dated for years is probably getting ploughed by someone else when you aren’t around.
2. Malindi:
An influx of thirsty Italian tourists has made the area a lungula hub. Girls as young as 15 sell their bodies to rich men just to make a buck. The boys too love older women.
3. Kisumu:
The lakeside town is cool in many ways and the women are fabulous too. But there are lots of sexually active men who are unwilling to use CDs. That means the STDs are many.
4. Mombasa:
My friend Chim once told me that in Mombasa, malayas even cook for you and boil bathing water for you. OOOh….how sweet. But beware. The favourite hobby of every young person in Mombasa is coitus
5. Thika:
The conductors call it ‘dhika dhika’. The town is full of students from the countless universities that have popped up around the areas. You can bet that the mingling of sponsors and students is at an all time high.
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