The president has been off for sometime and given his busy schedule with trips abroad, it is understandable that his citizens will always have to be ingenious with how they get to reach him.
This is the case of Wanja Kavengi, a Facebook personality who’s pretty creative by the way. She decided, lacking work there was something she could add to the State House corridors, something pretty feminine.
To be the State socialite is something close to the kind of job she is aspiring to have. Going straight to the point and without mincing anything from her self description to what she brings on board, the lady stated her intent. Here are some snippets of the letter
“I am female, although the startling lack of feminine features like breasts, hips and buttocks, in the standard, acceptable size, fools many, including myself, into thinking that I may actually be male, only with human female genitalia. …
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note: I should also have you know, sir, that I have received a special
award and recognition, as the Subscriber Of The Month in Pornhub, and
should you visit the website, you shall see a small passport size photo
of me smiling, attached next to a man and a woman, both naked and in a
very compromising position, below a banner advertising the newest
category of coital engagement that has been added…. I
also have special skills, which I can best demonstrate in a private and
intimate environment. However, I will come with a copy of my sex tape
for viewing, just in case a demonstration of these special skills will
have to be seen.”
source ghafla
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